Who thought she was funny or would somehow make a good impression on the target audience (or on anyone)? She's so fucking annoying. A woman sure cannot get a Pap smear over a damn cell. I was loving the Larry David commercial until I realized it was a spot for fucking bitcoin. The sad, pathetic single mother saying, "Omicron is a real game changer!" I've been seeing an ad with a young woman who works there and is then shown studying at one of their tables. Thanks to those people who sent info about the video. in those awful commercials isn't even funny. I'd rather have Medea do those Medicare ads than Jimmy Walker, in the new ads Jimmy sounds mentally challenged. It seems to be him hawking cheap, gaudy jewelry in his living room. R53 what about those oldies trying to sell walk-in bathtubs? Applebee's playing the fucking Cheers theme song. "Do you have cheese?" The dad is looking at the boys crotch and ass in the jeans to see if his stuff looks good in them. The company got in trouble during the 2nd Obama administration for making claims they could not back up. Much better than the rotten fish expedition of the hot crack yoga moms. But wait! Covenant House homeless kids and the Shriner's gimpy kids give you a blanket. Have you no shame, let alone creativity? Remember, cerebral palsy does not affect a persons ability to have children. hate the one with the chick in the kitchen. R217, I wonder if anyone actually donates money in response to those sad animal ads? The singing is so horrible I have no idea WTF they are selling. Kind of negates all the miracle drug happy talk. Colgate (toothpaste). Like he knows what lasagna is. Tepezza -The big blond woman with Thyroid eye disease! Has that women pooping one been mentioned? And now the hello Im your vagina commercial. spot where the elf pushes a huge gift card uphill to his friend and, together, they then carry a huge card down the hill to parts unknown? as she drives around, that seemingly inspire her for her story, as the writer gets a big smile on her face. So amazing. I want to hit them with a snow shovel! Select Editions Large Type features up to two expertly edited best-selling books in every volume. The one with an interracial couple (black guy, blonde white girl); she gets out of the car and he stays in, fantasizing about "bruncha manicurea nice pedicure" and then she gets back in with a check for the car she has just sold inside of two minutes! All Medicare open enrollment commercials are extremely annoying. and "Sing about fruit!" Christ the new car commercial where a school band plays really bad. What idiot came up with that POS?! The Hippo ad with Ralph Fiennes aborted son. His 'business bag' was on his back. Enough with the fucking Shriners kids commercials!!!!! I want Doug of Limu Emu and Doug fame inside of me, quite deeply. They ran a new malodorous crack Spackle commercial, with the inventor simply saying what's not in it. I deeply HATE those Prevagen spots. I say fuck your empty-assed refrigerator that is suddenly packed with a bunch of plastic containers of food you will probably never even open and eat. Those repulsive Amy Schumer Tampax commercials are disgusting. STRANGE looking man. Car ad featuring a cute white guy with three segments with auto featured among them: Preparing to meet his black fiancee's family. R95, don't forget Starbucks. It's up there with the Beatle song torturer!! This commercial does not motivate me to buy the product, only to change the channel. All rights reserved. Get a brighter, whiter smile when you use Colgate Optic White toothpaste, mouthwash, and toothbrush products during your oral care routine. YYYY Colgate-Palmolive Company. The first time I saw it, I thought that guy was J. Generally, children born with cerebral palsy can expect to live between 30 and 70 years on average. The commercials alone would make me run the fuck away. commercial featuring "Bill"? That Keeps commercial with the guy who looks like Byron Allen with a gheri curl or probably just 80s Byron Allen. Id like to see that Dyke covered in that gallon of ranch dressing topped with her Coo Coo Crusty. Learn More. We shouldn't have to put up with TV ads about such subjects in the first place, but how is this bratty response supposed to be cute in any context? Is the guy Bubba Watson? Men With Cerebral Palsy In the detergent commercial where the older parents are talking about their married children moving back into the house, which gives them more laundry to do but the product works like a miracle - the girl at the end drinking from a juice box but spilling it all over the front of her clothes, is she "special"? Colgate Total Diligence TV Commercial 2017 - YouTube 0:00 / 0:37 Colgate Total Diligence TV Commercial 2017 OzLandTV 3.55K subscribers Subscribe 127K views 2 years ago Colgate Total. That Joie de Hooha add with the stupid bitch wagging her fat, yeast-free cunt around in a yoga class. [quote] that moronic I LIKE RED car commercial. Wet Ass Plushy. In 2015, the family moved from Atlanta to Los Angeles to pursue opportunities in the acting industry for his older siblings, while Gavin, just starting kindergarten, was fighting to overcome many of the physical limitations caused by his cerebral palsy and adapting to new physical therapists and school life. I liked the Flight Attendant version, I like the current road worker one where the guy in the reflective vest, fans his ass, quickly, before a "big shit eating" smile hands him the bottle of pink gold! Do people still watch commercial tv? You know they come up with the most bogus excuses as to why they want to hold on or get moms jewelry. I'm the cute one now. It makes me so sad. But their balconies appear to be across the courtyard from each other. I had to switch channels whenever it came up. Include more links to these ads, so those of us that have never seen them can hate them too! A woman uses the toothpaste designed to fight bacteria for a healthier mouth so she's totally ready to meet Mr. On the cable channels that show old TV shows you currently get ENDLESS Medicare helpline commercials. I cannot STAND how commercials chop up songs to save time! I'm fed up with this gimpy-eyed freak of a doctor who refuses to say his own first name on the air in those spots. There's this Canadian Amazon commercial with a guy (Hugh) and it sucks. STOP WHISPERING ON COMMERCIALS! The WWF gives you a stuffed elephant plushie if you subscribe. The commercial . I just saw the commercial with the blind boy on the bus. I don't have cable anymore, but I went to visit family a month ago and they had cable so I saw lots of commercials. Next time you see that ad R3, take a close look at the nerdy girl. I have never been so annoyed by a commercial - and that's saying a lot. La-Z-Boy named actress Kristen Bell as its new brand ambassador, according to a press release shared with Marketing Dive. Those shitkickers are the type who eat at Applebee's. R89,you may be eligible to add $144 to your Social Security. So I always questioned the Hispanic authenticity to begin with so the they would have Dakota Chad Smith voicing the commercial doesnt phase me, it just sounds so preppy gringo. She then envisions dramatic scenes of Renaissance couples at masked balls, kissing, etc. Thank God for Target! UGH, I HATE that ad, I want to strangle that woman, what an awful speaking voice. But dont advertise something just to cater to your beloved preferred demographic when everyone is scratching their heads wondering what they hell theyre talking about. Applebee's stupid fucking commercial with a bunch of trashy, flyover/southern shits posting their stupid dancing videos. I can't stand the little girl in the toilet paper commercial who's being toilet-trained and assures her mother that she's all through, only to say "Gotta go again" immediately thereafter. What is the best selling over-the-counter allergy medication? R27. Just saw another stupid TeleDoc ad, though, that's not the name of the particular service in the commercial. Who the hell thought that was clever or cute? The Colgate commercial where none of the kids would let the blind kid sit next to them. It's a toss-up between the Biktarvy and Dovato commercials. She dances like some cruiseship performer. R368, I LOVE the Pepto jingle. That fucking Grammarly ad that plays before every Youtube video that starts "WRITING'S NOT EASY" delivered in the most eardrum rupturing Gen Z shrill girl voice! jokes. Does Elton really need the money?! . The yeast infected yoga-bitch and her Joie de Hoo Ha make me want to shoot the television. He confirms and they smile again at each other. Well a new year brings tax, weight loss, exercise equipment and gym membership commercials. What low-end crap *won't* he shill for? Arent drawers underwear? [quote]The poor pathetic man in the Previgen commercial who does motivational speaking when he's not substitute teaching. Those women seem like idiots or space cadets. Like most other things these days, you can pretty easily find the names of actors in TV commercials through a simple online search. Search the Oral Care Center for articles and videos to help you care for you and your family's smiles at every stage. Oh, please. Alphonso is so much more than his HIV medicine, R206 - he's also a hole to be used! I hate kids. Unfortunately, for the products being hawked, showing same sex couples, especially of mixed races and nationalities, sure won't sell those products in certain US markets. The commercials are long, tedious, and feature washed-up elderly actors and athletes that just make you sad. 'Kelly' looks like a South Asian lesbian. Obviously he's a new chef. Just beyond wrong! That part of the machine, which would go into the urethra area, looks larger than a freaking Sharpie! No, Bill is what the husband has named his Shingles rash. Any commercial jumping on the new bandwagon: incorporating a stupid TikTok video in it. On her cap is something like "Thanks Starbucks.". In the preview for that instigator Charlamagne Da God show, well all of them are absolutely atrocious but in the new one someone asks him about the mental health issues in the US. Some of the newer Progressive ads are barely tolerable but the one with Flo's "sister" and the baby is practically noxious. There's a Colgate commercial with a little boy who's blind and he gets on the school bus and makes new friends. Kevin yells back, what! I wish they'd stop playing it. That colgate ad where the "blind" kid gets on the school bus and makes a friend awww. I didn't find it offensive or even annoying. [quote] the Shriner's gimpy kids give you a blanket. That Kate McKinnon commercial. and they don't have annoying crinkling when you move, etc. Is there a point? R236-I can only imagine how cringe-worthy the auditions were for that spot. And the creepy bridesmaid is the same know it all chick from the Sling ad. Google Fi. Let's call 'em 'Funk No.' Cringe-worthy stupidity. The better to show their big white teeth, I guess. The Burger King Commercial with the Dancing King who says that he would eat a burger if he had a mouth. I did enjoy the one where the little boy stuck a stick op his daddy's manhole. Cleaner teeth.\r3 ways clean is Colgate clean!\r\rHelp fight decay with Colgate!\r3 ways clean is Colgate clean! Hang in there. 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